Ask Your Parents First

Just a story about magic, cereal boxes, and long-lost Mesoamerica gods. No, who am I kidding? It’s about a badass convenience store manager with a taser.

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The suction was the weirdest part. Dust-bunnies trembled toward it with a slow inexorability that unnerved Patty for reasons she could not express. “Well?” she demanded.