Two weeks ago:
Phone: Hello, this is James from Hypersonic. We’ve tested your computer, and it’s just fine, so we’re sending it back!
Me: Like hell you are. That thing melted two power cords in two different states. There’s something wrong with it.
Phone: We’ve had it running all day and there’s nothing -
Me: You keep looking.
Today…
Phone: Hello, this is James from Hypersonic, and… haha… we’ve replaced your motherboard.
Me: Oh, GOOD! That’s such a relief. How did you find out what was wrong?
Phone: Well… actually, it happened after I got off the phone with you last time. We just went about our business, and two hours later, I was like, ‘Uh, Dave… do you smell burning plastic?’ Because your laptop had eaten through the power cord.
Me: ^_^
Phone: So we’ve replaced it, and provided you with a new power cord. It should be shipping soon.
Me: ^___________________^ Thank you!
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